Disclaimer: Some of you might remember this column from a few years back when we still lived at Viceland. When we moved to VICE. Hey, you rapidly decaying protoplasmic sacks of calcium and shit, my name is Dr Mona Moore. Obviously, that is not my real name, but I am a real doctor. Don't feel bad for me, though, because it means I will always have a job, an apartment ten times bigger than yours and the right to tell you what to do simply because I will always know better. Enjoy my column! While working as a GP, I had a patient who would not stop complaining about her flaps — vaginal flaps, that is or labia minora, to be precise. Miss Vagina Whiner first came to me saying she had lost all pleasure from sexual intercourse because she was so embarrassed by her saggy lips, which drooped about her clitoris like the slobbery chops of an over-bred dog. I found it curious she had shaved prior to her appointment, and wondered if this was to highlight the outlandish size of her flaps. Unfortunately, vaginal aesthetics — much like penis size — is an area where the NHS generally will not intervene.


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The band was known for its "frenetic brand of punk and raucous live shows" [1] and has been described as "the most important punk band to come out of Syracuse since Earth Crisis. After Shoppers broke up, film director Scott Coffey approached Graves, asking her to perform with a band for his movie, Adult World. She assembled a "fake band," consisting of her, drummer Garrett Koloski of the rock band Sswampzz and bass guitarist Greg Ambler of SoreXcuse, and wrote the song for the film. In the aftermath of the filming, they kept performing together and were joined by Sswampzz guitarist Ray McAndrew and keyboardist Shaun Sutkus.
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We and our partners use cookies to personalize your experience, to show you ads based on your interests, and for measurement and analytics purposes. By using our website and our services, you agree to our use of cookies as described in our Cookie Policy. After the breakup of Syracuse, New York noise punk band Shoppers , some of its members came together in an unusual fashion to form the ecstatic punk explosion that would come to be known as Perfect Pussy.